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there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

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nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

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How to be emotionally unstable #1: Take ugly selfies on purpose in the hopes of being funny, then burst into tears because one of them is horrendously bad

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